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Five years ago, the American public voted Kelly Clarkson as the first-ever "American Idol," with a young man named Justin Guarini coming in a close second. While Clarkson has gone on to multi-platinum, stadium-filling success, Guarini has also launched a career of his own. That's right, Guarini was just named the spokesman for a new brand of tea called Calm-A-Sutra. Because nothing demands a washed up reality star spokeperson and a sexually suggestive name like tea.


Justin Guarini released the following statement about his new job. If you happen to be drinking tea (or any other beverage) right now, finish your sip before reading this quote, or be prepared to spit it all over your computer.



"As a singer, drinking hot tea has served as an essential part of my daily vocal warm-up routine," said Justin Guarini. "In addition to the fact that tea is an overall healthy beverage, I'm really proud to be working with the Tea Council in support of education in America."


Unfortunately for Guarini, the Marriott Hotel lounge where he generally performs usually only carries fruit punch. Whether or not this new spokesperson gig will affect the filming of From Justin To Kelly 2 is still undetermined. By the way, good work naming a tea Calm-A-Sutra when you're using it to promote education in schools. I was inspired by this story, so I just made my own brand of coffee; it's going to be called "Throw The Shocker Expresso" and I'm using it to raise awareness about poverty in Darfur. Hopefully Brian Dunkelman is available to be a spokesperson.